Friday, May 21, 2010

Customer Service

here's the spelling of my name Sir
here's the business card of my manager
feel free to file a complaint Sir
Tell them Tony would not put up with my Anger

Hey hey, It's not about the business anymore
though you made it clear up front, nothing personal
well back at you sir, now look towards the door
don't let it hit you or let it, sir it's your call

I don't know what makes you think it's alright
to voice your opinions with such disgrace
I don't know what makes you think it's Okay
to show disrespect and act like you own this place
I don't believe "the customer is always right"
There you are, say no more, I rest my case
don't care how high you can reach, but sir if I may
Give it your best shot, worse people were once in your place



It's  R A B B A T I'm no rabbit ma'am
What business have you anyway in my background
What's your title what you own, lady no one gives a damn
And your opinion always sounds so irrelevant

So you have a bad hair day but it's not okay
To take it all out on me as if I were your hairdresser
And then threaten to take your business away
Let me help you, cos of the two evils I'd choose the lesser

I don't know what makes you think it's alright
to voice your opinions with such disgrace
I don't know what makes you think it's Okay
to show disrespect and act like you own this place
I don't believe "the customer is always right"
There you are, say no more, I rest my case
I don't care how high you can reach, but ma'am if I may
Give it your best shot, I got no problem saying it to your face


This is the story of a corporation
that only cares about being politically correct        
The story of a sex beast that takes pride
In being erect and going after every object
They only know popping up more widgets
To add more to their greedy sales project
And here's my apology for being direct
I won't put up with anymore of this bullshit

I don't know what makes you think it's alright
to voice your opinion with such superiority
I don't know what makes you think it's Okay
to disrespect me and act like you own my dignity
I don't believe your customer has always been right
I proved it wrong, and before long it will be a decree
I don't care how you run your business today
find someone else to run your sales, I'm not your shopping spree